Failed Bridge Theft, Vegan Fraud, & A Parakeet Breeding Blowout

Pink LEGO Anuses, Being Coy About "Cuy", & A "DMV" For Goldfish Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World

The new "Majestic Tiger" by LEGO has a piece that kids will be looking for: a circular pink "block" that fits underneath its tail. Yes, it is what you think is. Have you thought of being a "guinea pig" for something new? Like EATING guinea pig?? Scientists have been hard at work teaching goldfish how to drive. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" has an update on the "90 Day Fiance", who made a fortune in farts, & now is going to retire due to "excessive gas". He also has the painful story of a desperate woman that needed to pee so bad that she took desperate measure when the bathroom was occupied by her boyfriend. And there's more….  Family Discovers Old, Wrapped Christmas Presents in Their Dead Grandparents' Attic;  Mother Stuffs Teenage Son in Car Trunk, b/c She Thought He Had Covid;  Planters Is Hiring 3 New Drivers for Its Nutmobile;  A Guy Robbed an Adult Store After Applying for a Job There;  Treasure hunters sue for records on FBI’s Civil War gold dig in Elk Co., PA;  Family cat accidentally donated to thrift store with old recliner;  Man Poops on Child’s Picnic Table & Steals Scooter on Christmas;  New Trend: Humblebragging About Your "Pretty Privilege";  Woman Gets Married in Vegas…to the Color Pink;  A Murderer Was Caught Because He Refused to Wear a Face Mask;  Man Finds Live Frog In His Boxed Lettuce & Decided To Keep It As A Pet;  Woman in ice cream shop strips off her dress & used it as mask;  Pope Says Couples Who Choose to Have Pets Over Kids Are 'Selfish';  Honda Clocks Are Stuck 20 Years in the Past & There Isn't a Fix. Play along with "Pancho" with this week's collection of fun during the "Insane Game Show" & see if you can tell the difference between… == FAKE NEWS OR FLORIDA == == STEAKHOUSE OR GAY BAR == == STRIP CLUB OR DAYCARE == == PORN STAR OR WEATHERMAN == OR == GOLF COURSE OR REHAB == — Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/eriklane/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/eriklane/support

S3E40 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! 

I have to hand it to the guy who successfully stole a pedestrian bridge, even thought I don’t endorse it! But the guy who said he was “betrayed” by his girlfriend for serving him vegan food, I have no respect for…he’s just a wuss. But the guy who let his bird breeding get “out of control” is really a bird-BRAIN. This & so much more fresh stupidity for the new year such as…

  • McDonald’s rations French fries in Japan; 
  • Mom Shares Hilarious ‘Elf On The Shelf’ Prank That Left Her With New Hairstyle; 
  • Woman Caught With Knives Hidden In Darth Vader Teddy Bear; 
  • NH Brothers Have Been Regifting Same Box Of Candy For 34 Years; 
  • Customers Flood Yankee Candle’s Amazon Reviews Claiming Their Candles Have No Scent–Surge In Omicron Cases May Be To Blame; 
  • A 10-Y/O Asked for a Challenge. Alexa Said to Touch a Plug With a Penny; 
  • Could a comet really destroy Earth like in ‘Don’t Look Up’ on Netflix? 

And we’ve got the rundown from the latest current events over the New Year holiday as well as first 7 new “Genius Award” winners!

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