My Flurona, CNN’s New Year’s Drunken Eve, & The Pedicure From Hell

Pink LEGO Anuses, Being Coy About "Cuy", & A "DMV" For Goldfish Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World

The new "Majestic Tiger" by LEGO has a piece that kids will be looking for: a circular pink "block" that fits underneath its tail. Yes, it is what you think is. Have you thought of being a "guinea pig" for something new? Like EATING guinea pig?? Scientists have been hard at work teaching goldfish how to drive. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" has an update on the "90 Day Fiance", who made a fortune in farts, & now is going to retire due to "excessive gas". He also has the painful story of a desperate woman that needed to pee so bad that she took desperate measure when the bathroom was occupied by her boyfriend. And there's more….  Family Discovers Old, Wrapped Christmas Presents in Their Dead Grandparents' Attic;  Mother Stuffs Teenage Son in Car Trunk, b/c She Thought He Had Covid;  Planters Is Hiring 3 New Drivers for Its Nutmobile;  A Guy Robbed an Adult Store After Applying for a Job There;  Treasure hunters sue for records on FBI’s Civil War gold dig in Elk Co., PA;  Family cat accidentally donated to thrift store with old recliner;  Man Poops on Child’s Picnic Table & Steals Scooter on Christmas;  New Trend: Humblebragging About Your "Pretty Privilege";  Woman Gets Married in Vegas…to the Color Pink;  A Murderer Was Caught Because He Refused to Wear a Face Mask;  Man Finds Live Frog In His Boxed Lettuce & Decided To Keep It As A Pet;  Woman in ice cream shop strips off her dress & used it as mask;  Pope Says Couples Who Choose to Have Pets Over Kids Are 'Selfish';  Honda Clocks Are Stuck 20 Years in the Past & There Isn't a Fix. Play along with "Pancho" with this week's collection of fun during the "Insane Game Show" & see if you can tell the difference between… == FAKE NEWS OR FLORIDA == == STEAKHOUSE OR GAY BAR == == STRIP CLUB OR DAYCARE == == PORN STAR OR WEATHERMAN == OR == GOLF COURSE OR REHAB == — Send in a voice message: Support this podcast:

If you caught COVID over the New Year’s holiday, count yourself lucky you didn’t catch what one woman in Israel did. Andy Cohen caught plenty from his New Year’s Drunken rant taking pot-shots at Ryan Seacrest & Journey. And my Insane FL Nephew, “Pancho Guero”, tells of a FL beautician who caught royal heck from a customer who had to have her leg AMPUTATED because of dirty tools used on a pedicure! Looks like 2022 is going to be a doozie for stupidity. Here’s more proof: 

  • Earth Is Spinning Faster Now Than It Did 50 Years Ago; 
  • Woman Tests Positive for Covid Mid-Flight, & Quarantines in Bathroom; 
  • Guy Falls Off His Bike While Carrying a Sword in His Backpack & Was Seriously Wounded; 
  • Exploding meteor blamed for ground shaking, loud boom in Pittsburgh; 
  • Guy Tries to Buy SUV by ‘Rapping Good,’ Then Stole a Frito-Lay Truck; 
  • NASA hired 24 theologians to study human reaction to aliens; 
  • Scientists confirm biggest bug ever—an ancient millipede “big as a car”; 
  • Woman Convinced She’s ‘Cursed’ By ‘Little Trinket’ She Bought From Thrift Store; 
  • Lawsuit Accuses Alleged New York City ‘Squatters’ of Rowdy Sex & Screaming Matches; 
  • 2 Women Got Locked Out of Their Car & Trashed a Store Out of Frustration; 
  • A Long John Silver’s Customer Got Violent Over Hush Puppies; 
  • ‘Penis-like’ potato statue toppled 2 months after erection; 
  • Listing for all-black ‘goth home’ in IL goes viral; 
  • Ex-Versace model credits youthful looks to drinking his own urine; 
  • ‘No Worries’ Makes Annual List of Stupid Phrases to Banish; 
  • Why can’t we throw all our trash into a volcano and burn it up?

And play along with “Pancho” for the year’s first “Insane Game Show” & see how you do!

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