NZ Livestock Burp Tax, Putin’s “Poop Case”, & Grandma Got Run Over By An Elephant!

Summary

If you think you’re being taxed too much, you haven’t farmed in New Zealand where cow burps will cost you. Imagine being so paranoid that you have to carry your poop around so no one will find out you have a disease. My Insane FL Nephew, “Pancho Guero” will reveal that the Russian President lives like this all the time & has aids who have to clean up after him. Nothing like leaving this world with a big “send off”. An elephant with a grudge sent the corpse of a 70-y/o woman into the “wild blue yonder” at her funeral…after it trampled her to death earlier. Plus more tales of the stupid side… 

  • Burger King’s LGBTQ+ Whopper Ad Causes a Stir; 
  • A Guy Bought Insurance 26 Minutes After Crashing His Car; 
  • A Guy Got Attacked by an Alligator After Mistaking It for a Dog; 
  • Mystery Machine from ‘Scooby-Doo’ listed on Airbnb; 
  • Guy Gets Drunk, Stole His Boss’s Car, & Parked It on a Set of Train Tracks; 
  • Workers at an M&M Factory Had to Be Rescued from a Vat of Chocolate; 
  • Fish leather is here, it’s sustainable–& made from invasive species to boot; 
  • Man threatens to blow up downtown White Castle; 
  • Disorder in the court: Cockroaches released during hearing; 
  • Boston transit agency to try urine sensors on elevators; 
  • Coors Pulled a Bunch of Beer After People Were Getting Cans of “Slime”; 
  • People Think They’ve Spotted a Chupacabra Near a Zoo; 
  • A Delivery Driver Shot a Chick-fil-A Worker, Over a Missing Milkshake; 
  • Happy the elephant at Bronx Zoo is not a person, NY’s top court rules; 
  • Geico Must Pay a Woman $5.2 Million, After She Got an STD While Hooking Up in a Guy’s Car; 
  • Would You Release 100 Cockroaches in Your Home…for $2,000?

My Insane FL Nephew will also again respond to questions to life’s complex problems when 2 more people “ASK PANCHO” about encouraging their kids to go to a community college & what to do about your housemate who is obsessed with putting up security cameras THAT DON’T WORK.

There’s another round of the “Insane Game Show” so get ready to guess the answers as you play along with “Pancho”! — Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/eriklane/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/eriklane/support

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