Pink LEGO Anuses, Being Coy About “Cuy”, & A “DMV” For Goldfish

Summary

The new “Majestic Tiger” by LEGO has a piece that kids will be looking for: a circular pink “block” that fits underneath its tail. Yes, it is what you think is. Have you thought of being a “guinea pig” for something new? Like EATING guinea pig?? Scientists have been hard at work teaching goldfish how to drive. My Insane FL Nephew, “Pancho Guero” has an update on the “90 Day Fiance”, who made a fortune in farts, & now is going to retire due to “excessive gas”. He also has the painful story of a desperate woman that needed to pee so bad that she took desperate measure when the bathroom was occupied by her boyfriend. And there’s more…. 

  • Family Discovers Old, Wrapped Christmas Presents in Their Dead Grandparents’ Attic; 
  • Mother Stuffs Teenage Son in Car Trunk, b/c She Thought He Had Covid; 
  • Planters Is Hiring 3 New Drivers for Its Nutmobile; 
  • A Guy Robbed an Adult Store After Applying for a Job There; 
  • Treasure hunters sue for records on FBI’s Civil War gold dig in Elk Co., PA; 
  • Family cat accidentally donated to thrift store with old recliner; 
  • Man Poops on Child’s Picnic Table & Steals Scooter on Christmas; 
  • New Trend: Humblebragging About Your “Pretty Privilege”; 
  • Woman Gets Married in Vegas…to the Color Pink; 
  • A Murderer Was Caught Because He Refused to Wear a Face Mask; 
  • Man Finds Live Frog In His Boxed Lettuce & Decided To Keep It As A Pet; 
  • Woman in ice cream shop strips off her dress & used it as mask; 
  • Pope Says Couples Who Choose to Have Pets Over Kids Are ‘Selfish’; 
  • Honda Clocks Are Stuck 20 Years in the Past & There Isn’t a Fix.

Play along with “Pancho” with this week’s collection of fun during the “Insane Game Show” & see if you can tell the difference between…

  • == FAKE NEWS OR FLORIDA ==
  • == STEAKHOUSE OR GAY BAR ==
  • == STRIP CLUB OR DAYCARE ==
  • == PORN STAR OR WEATHERMAN == OR
  • == GOLF COURSE OR REHAB ==

— Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/eriklane/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/eriklane/support

Transcription

COVID Urine Therapy, Kim Jong BURRITO, & Bogarting Bleachers

Pink LEGO Anuses, Being Coy About "Cuy", & A "DMV" For Goldfish Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World

The new "Majestic Tiger" by LEGO has a piece that kids will be looking for: a circular pink "block" that fits underneath its tail. Yes, it is what you think is. Have you thought of being a "guinea pig" for something new? Like EATING guinea pig?? Scientists have been hard at work teaching goldfish how to drive. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" has an update on the "90 Day Fiance", who made a fortune in farts, & now is going to retire due to "excessive gas". He also has the painful story of a desperate woman that needed to pee so bad that she took desperate measure when the bathroom was occupied by her boyfriend. And there's more….  Family Discovers Old, Wrapped Christmas Presents in Their Dead Grandparents' Attic;  Mother Stuffs Teenage Son in Car Trunk, b/c She Thought He Had Covid;  Planters Is Hiring 3 New Drivers for Its Nutmobile;  A Guy Robbed an Adult Store After Applying for a Job There;  Treasure hunters sue for records on FBI’s Civil War gold dig in Elk Co., PA;  Family cat accidentally donated to thrift store with old recliner;  Man Poops on Child’s Picnic Table & Steals Scooter on Christmas;  New Trend: Humblebragging About Your "Pretty Privilege";  Woman Gets Married in Vegas…to the Color Pink;  A Murderer Was Caught Because He Refused to Wear a Face Mask;  Man Finds Live Frog In His Boxed Lettuce & Decided To Keep It As A Pet;  Woman in ice cream shop strips off her dress & used it as mask;  Pope Says Couples Who Choose to Have Pets Over Kids Are 'Selfish';  Honda Clocks Are Stuck 20 Years in the Past & There Isn't a Fix. Play along with "Pancho" with this week's collection of fun during the "Insane Game Show" & see if you can tell the difference between… == FAKE NEWS OR FLORIDA == == STEAKHOUSE OR GAY BAR == == STRIP CLUB OR DAYCARE == == PORN STAR OR WEATHERMAN == OR == GOLF COURSE OR REHAB == — Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/eriklane/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/eriklane/support

S3E42 ~ Bonus Midweek Episode! – 

Let’s face it. There’s been a LOT of “remedies” for treating, preventing, & curing COVID. But drinking one’s pee will not be one I will experiment with. On your next visit to Taco Bell or Chipoltle, or Moe’s you can thank the Dear Leader in North Korea for your BURRITO. When you need to seat about 20 people in bleachers, just take your town car to the nearest park & hook up a set. Then drive off with them dragging behind you as you drive back home. Seem logical? Apparently so for one man in AL. That is, until the cops pulled him over about a mile & a half down the road. Looks like 2022 is off to a roaring start… with these specimens: 

  • 2 Parents Intentionally Left Their Kid ‘Home Alone’ During the Holidays; 
  • Man Buys Wife Identical Earrings for Christmas, but 1 Had Fake Diamonds – He Made Her Pick; 
  • Guy Caught w/Drugs Claims His Pants Belonged to Someone Who’s 2 Ft. Shorter; 
  • Skiers Blasted w/Cold Water from a Hydrant Below a Chair Lift; 
  • Guy Gets Stuck in I-95 Traffic Jam in an Uber & Was Charged $600; 
  • 2 Women Couldn’t Open Their New Blender…Because Their Cats Wouldn’t Stop Sitting on the Box; 
  • Grocery Chain Getting Rid of Milk Expiration Dates-Says to Use ‘Sniff Test’. 

Plus there’s all of the week’s round-up of current event news…with my stupid spin…and I bestow more stupidity to the latest Genius Awards!

My Flurona, CNN’s New Year’s Drunken Eve, & The Pedicure From Hell

Pink LEGO Anuses, Being Coy About "Cuy", & A "DMV" For Goldfish Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World

The new "Majestic Tiger" by LEGO has a piece that kids will be looking for: a circular pink "block" that fits underneath its tail. Yes, it is what you think is. Have you thought of being a "guinea pig" for something new? Like EATING guinea pig?? Scientists have been hard at work teaching goldfish how to drive. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" has an update on the "90 Day Fiance", who made a fortune in farts, & now is going to retire due to "excessive gas". He also has the painful story of a desperate woman that needed to pee so bad that she took desperate measure when the bathroom was occupied by her boyfriend. And there's more….  Family Discovers Old, Wrapped Christmas Presents in Their Dead Grandparents' Attic;  Mother Stuffs Teenage Son in Car Trunk, b/c She Thought He Had Covid;  Planters Is Hiring 3 New Drivers for Its Nutmobile;  A Guy Robbed an Adult Store After Applying for a Job There;  Treasure hunters sue for records on FBI’s Civil War gold dig in Elk Co., PA;  Family cat accidentally donated to thrift store with old recliner;  Man Poops on Child’s Picnic Table & Steals Scooter on Christmas;  New Trend: Humblebragging About Your "Pretty Privilege";  Woman Gets Married in Vegas…to the Color Pink;  A Murderer Was Caught Because He Refused to Wear a Face Mask;  Man Finds Live Frog In His Boxed Lettuce & Decided To Keep It As A Pet;  Woman in ice cream shop strips off her dress & used it as mask;  Pope Says Couples Who Choose to Have Pets Over Kids Are 'Selfish';  Honda Clocks Are Stuck 20 Years in the Past & There Isn't a Fix. Play along with "Pancho" with this week's collection of fun during the "Insane Game Show" & see if you can tell the difference between… == FAKE NEWS OR FLORIDA == == STEAKHOUSE OR GAY BAR == == STRIP CLUB OR DAYCARE == == PORN STAR OR WEATHERMAN == OR == GOLF COURSE OR REHAB == — Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/eriklane/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/eriklane/support

If you caught COVID over the New Year’s holiday, count yourself lucky you didn’t catch what one woman in Israel did. Andy Cohen caught plenty from his New Year’s Drunken rant taking pot-shots at Ryan Seacrest & Journey. And my Insane FL Nephew, “Pancho Guero”, tells of a FL beautician who caught royal heck from a customer who had to have her leg AMPUTATED because of dirty tools used on a pedicure! Looks like 2022 is going to be a doozie for stupidity. Here’s more proof: 

  • Earth Is Spinning Faster Now Than It Did 50 Years Ago; 
  • Woman Tests Positive for Covid Mid-Flight, & Quarantines in Bathroom; 
  • Guy Falls Off His Bike While Carrying a Sword in His Backpack & Was Seriously Wounded; 
  • Exploding meteor blamed for ground shaking, loud boom in Pittsburgh; 
  • Guy Tries to Buy SUV by ‘Rapping Good,’ Then Stole a Frito-Lay Truck; 
  • NASA hired 24 theologians to study human reaction to aliens; 
  • Scientists confirm biggest bug ever—an ancient millipede “big as a car”; 
  • Woman Convinced She’s ‘Cursed’ By ‘Little Trinket’ She Bought From Thrift Store; 
  • Lawsuit Accuses Alleged New York City ‘Squatters’ of Rowdy Sex & Screaming Matches; 
  • 2 Women Got Locked Out of Their Car & Trashed a Store Out of Frustration; 
  • A Long John Silver’s Customer Got Violent Over Hush Puppies; 
  • ‘Penis-like’ potato statue toppled 2 months after erection; 
  • Listing for all-black ‘goth home’ in IL goes viral; 
  • Ex-Versace model credits youthful looks to drinking his own urine; 
  • ‘No Worries’ Makes Annual List of Stupid Phrases to Banish; 
  • Why can’t we throw all our trash into a volcano and burn it up?

And play along with “Pancho” for the year’s first “Insane Game Show” & see how you do!

Failed Bridge Theft, Vegan Fraud, & A Parakeet Breeding Blowout

Pink LEGO Anuses, Being Coy About "Cuy", & A "DMV" For Goldfish Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World

The new "Majestic Tiger" by LEGO has a piece that kids will be looking for: a circular pink "block" that fits underneath its tail. Yes, it is what you think is. Have you thought of being a "guinea pig" for something new? Like EATING guinea pig?? Scientists have been hard at work teaching goldfish how to drive. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" has an update on the "90 Day Fiance", who made a fortune in farts, & now is going to retire due to "excessive gas". He also has the painful story of a desperate woman that needed to pee so bad that she took desperate measure when the bathroom was occupied by her boyfriend. And there's more….  Family Discovers Old, Wrapped Christmas Presents in Their Dead Grandparents' Attic;  Mother Stuffs Teenage Son in Car Trunk, b/c She Thought He Had Covid;  Planters Is Hiring 3 New Drivers for Its Nutmobile;  A Guy Robbed an Adult Store After Applying for a Job There;  Treasure hunters sue for records on FBI’s Civil War gold dig in Elk Co., PA;  Family cat accidentally donated to thrift store with old recliner;  Man Poops on Child’s Picnic Table & Steals Scooter on Christmas;  New Trend: Humblebragging About Your "Pretty Privilege";  Woman Gets Married in Vegas…to the Color Pink;  A Murderer Was Caught Because He Refused to Wear a Face Mask;  Man Finds Live Frog In His Boxed Lettuce & Decided To Keep It As A Pet;  Woman in ice cream shop strips off her dress & used it as mask;  Pope Says Couples Who Choose to Have Pets Over Kids Are 'Selfish';  Honda Clocks Are Stuck 20 Years in the Past & There Isn't a Fix. Play along with "Pancho" with this week's collection of fun during the "Insane Game Show" & see if you can tell the difference between… == FAKE NEWS OR FLORIDA == == STEAKHOUSE OR GAY BAR == == STRIP CLUB OR DAYCARE == == PORN STAR OR WEATHERMAN == OR == GOLF COURSE OR REHAB == — Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/eriklane/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/eriklane/support

S3E40 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! 

I have to hand it to the guy who successfully stole a pedestrian bridge, even thought I don’t endorse it! But the guy who said he was “betrayed” by his girlfriend for serving him vegan food, I have no respect for…he’s just a wuss. But the guy who let his bird breeding get “out of control” is really a bird-BRAIN. This & so much more fresh stupidity for the new year such as…

  • McDonald’s rations French fries in Japan; 
  • Mom Shares Hilarious ‘Elf On The Shelf’ Prank That Left Her With New Hairstyle; 
  • Woman Caught With Knives Hidden In Darth Vader Teddy Bear; 
  • NH Brothers Have Been Regifting Same Box Of Candy For 34 Years; 
  • Customers Flood Yankee Candle’s Amazon Reviews Claiming Their Candles Have No Scent–Surge In Omicron Cases May Be To Blame; 
  • A 10-Y/O Asked for a Challenge. Alexa Said to Touch a Plug With a Penny; 
  • Could a comet really destroy Earth like in ‘Don’t Look Up’ on Netflix? 

And we’ve got the rundown from the latest current events over the New Year holiday as well as first 7 new “Genius Award” winners!

The BEST of STUPIDITY – 2021

Pink LEGO Anuses, Being Coy About "Cuy", & A "DMV" For Goldfish Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World

The new "Majestic Tiger" by LEGO has a piece that kids will be looking for: a circular pink "block" that fits underneath its tail. Yes, it is what you think is. Have you thought of being a "guinea pig" for something new? Like EATING guinea pig?? Scientists have been hard at work teaching goldfish how to drive. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" has an update on the "90 Day Fiance", who made a fortune in farts, & now is going to retire due to "excessive gas". He also has the painful story of a desperate woman that needed to pee so bad that she took desperate measure when the bathroom was occupied by her boyfriend. And there's more….  Family Discovers Old, Wrapped Christmas Presents in Their Dead Grandparents' Attic;  Mother Stuffs Teenage Son in Car Trunk, b/c She Thought He Had Covid;  Planters Is Hiring 3 New Drivers for Its Nutmobile;  A Guy Robbed an Adult Store After Applying for a Job There;  Treasure hunters sue for records on FBI’s Civil War gold dig in Elk Co., PA;  Family cat accidentally donated to thrift store with old recliner;  Man Poops on Child’s Picnic Table & Steals Scooter on Christmas;  New Trend: Humblebragging About Your "Pretty Privilege";  Woman Gets Married in Vegas…to the Color Pink;  A Murderer Was Caught Because He Refused to Wear a Face Mask;  Man Finds Live Frog In His Boxed Lettuce & Decided To Keep It As A Pet;  Woman in ice cream shop strips off her dress & used it as mask;  Pope Says Couples Who Choose to Have Pets Over Kids Are 'Selfish';  Honda Clocks Are Stuck 20 Years in the Past & There Isn't a Fix. Play along with "Pancho" with this week's collection of fun during the "Insane Game Show" & see if you can tell the difference between… == FAKE NEWS OR FLORIDA == == STEAKHOUSE OR GAY BAR == == STRIP CLUB OR DAYCARE == == PORN STAR OR WEATHERMAN == OR == GOLF COURSE OR REHAB == — Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/eriklane/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/eriklane/support

Well folks, we were able to scratch & claw our way out of 2021. Here it is, 2022…a new year & new opportunities for homo sapiens to make a completely stupid MESS of life! So enjoy this special episode that features my Insane FL Nephew, “Pancho ‘Nuevo’ Guero” as we look over our shoulder & wave “goodbye” to another stupid year, of 2021. There was so much stupidity, it was hard to sift through all of it. So, I scoured through 12 months of episodes & picked over 4 pages of headlines that would be worth considering. Then “Pancho” looked over that list & filtered it down to the 14 stories that topped all the others in stupidity. And here they are in chronological order…

  • Psychic who ‘sees future’ by throwing asparagus makes predictions for 2021; 
  • Police Bust Up a Swingers Party…& Get Mistaken for the Strippers; 
  • Man wanted after stealing one girlfriend’s engagement ring to propose to his other girlfriend; 
  • Guy Has to Go to ER After Having Sex with His Wife Through a Door; 
  • A Parent Is Suing to Marry Their Adult Child…But It’s Going to Be Tough to Win; 
  • Two Guys Wound Up in the Hospital After They Injected Each Other’s Junk with Hemorrhoid Cream to Make It Bigger;
  • A Woman Is Hospitalized After She Accidentally Put Glue into Her Eye Instead of Eye Drops; 
  • A Bomb Squad Finds a Grenade Is Actually Just a Grenade-Shaped Adult Toy; 
  • A Teacher Was Caught Enjoying a Man Nipple During a Class Zoom; 
  • ‘Penis Snakes’ From South America Have Been Discovered In FL; 
  • Teen Gets USB Cable Stuck in Penis in Backfired Attempt to Measure Length; 
  • Due to the Bus Driver Shortage, a School Hired a Party Bus With Stripper Poles for a Field Trip; 
  • Family Finds Dead Grandfather Being Dissected at an ‘Oddities’ Event; 
  • An Airplane Passenger Refused to Stop Breastfeeding Her Cat! 

And I had to share a couple of these examples of stupidity to the subscribers to the “Insane Erik Lane’s Stupid World Telegram Channel“! Download the Telegram app & subscribe to enjoy these & all the other outrageous tales of stupidity at https://t.me/InsaneErikLane!

Getting Rich Selling Farts In A Jar, Turning Women Into Cows, & Beetle Sex

Pink LEGO Anuses, Being Coy About "Cuy", & A "DMV" For Goldfish Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World

The new "Majestic Tiger" by LEGO has a piece that kids will be looking for: a circular pink "block" that fits underneath its tail. Yes, it is what you think is. Have you thought of being a "guinea pig" for something new? Like EATING guinea pig?? Scientists have been hard at work teaching goldfish how to drive. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" has an update on the "90 Day Fiance", who made a fortune in farts, & now is going to retire due to "excessive gas". He also has the painful story of a desperate woman that needed to pee so bad that she took desperate measure when the bathroom was occupied by her boyfriend. And there's more….  Family Discovers Old, Wrapped Christmas Presents in Their Dead Grandparents' Attic;  Mother Stuffs Teenage Son in Car Trunk, b/c She Thought He Had Covid;  Planters Is Hiring 3 New Drivers for Its Nutmobile;  A Guy Robbed an Adult Store After Applying for a Job There;  Treasure hunters sue for records on FBI’s Civil War gold dig in Elk Co., PA;  Family cat accidentally donated to thrift store with old recliner;  Man Poops on Child’s Picnic Table & Steals Scooter on Christmas;  New Trend: Humblebragging About Your "Pretty Privilege";  Woman Gets Married in Vegas…to the Color Pink;  A Murderer Was Caught Because He Refused to Wear a Face Mask;  Man Finds Live Frog In His Boxed Lettuce & Decided To Keep It As A Pet;  Woman in ice cream shop strips off her dress & used it as mask;  Pope Says Couples Who Choose to Have Pets Over Kids Are 'Selfish';  Honda Clocks Are Stuck 20 Years in the Past & There Isn't a Fix. Play along with "Pancho" with this week's collection of fun during the "Insane Game Show" & see if you can tell the difference between… == FAKE NEWS OR FLORIDA == == STEAKHOUSE OR GAY BAR == == STRIP CLUB OR DAYCARE == == PORN STAR OR WEATHERMAN == OR == GOLF COURSE OR REHAB == — Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/eriklane/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/eriklane/support

Another example of how I picked the wrong career: I could be making $50k a week selling farts in a jar like this woman. There may not be a job left for some South Koreans after women pitched a fit over a milk company’s ad campaign. And it turns out beetles are into oral sex…& of course, there are scientists that “get off” studying them. Plus, more stupidity from my Insane FL Nephew, “Pancho Guero”…who will probably give me the worst Christmas gift I will receive this year… talking about a man who didn’t think things out completely when he chose to rob his own bank. Plus a gift bag full of more stupidity:

  • Man Kicked Off Flight for Wearing Women’s Underwear Instead of Mask;
  • North Korea Executes People for Watching K-Pop;
  • MTA Manager Caught With Blow-Up Doll In An Attempt To Skirt HOV Laws;
  • Family finds venomous snake slithering in their Christmas tree;
  • Grinch Actor Was Hired to Mess with Kids, & Trashes Whole House;
  • 2 Guys Buys Lottery Ticket with Stolen Debit Card-Wins $5M…but Won’t Get Any of It;
  • FL company offers 2 free homes as worker incentive;
  • Event featuring teachers crawling for cash prompts apology;
  • A Thief Tried to Flee the Cops in a Getaway Car That Was Up on Jacks;
  • 1 in 3 Americans Can’t Even Wipe Their Butt Right;
  • Guy Fires a Shotgun at 2 Teens Who Threw Water Balloons at His Truck;
  • Why You Shouldn’t Scare Your Cat Away From The Christmas Tree;
  • We’re Cussing More. Blame the #%$ Pandemic;
  • Top Signs You Picked a Terrible Christmas Present;
  • Moms Have Been Voted the Best Gift-Givers…Nephews Are the Worst.

And play along with “Pancho” as we take on more challenges in the weekly “Insane Games” to figure out if this is FAKE NEWS or FLORIDA: A Clearwater woman was arrested for taking off her pants wearing them as a mask while entering a Target…..”
The Toy Chest in Detroit, Michigan ….. STRIP CLUB or DAY CARE?
Golden Steer in Forest Park, Illinois ….. STEAKHOUSE or GAY BAR?
Ryan Driller ….. PORN STAR or WEATHERMAN?
and Lake Hills Oasis in Somerset, Kentucky ….. GOLF COURSE or REHAB?

Internet Cologne, Potato Chip Vodka, & A Woman’s Eyelid Violation

Pink LEGO Anuses, Being Coy About "Cuy", & A "DMV" For Goldfish Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World

The new "Majestic Tiger" by LEGO has a piece that kids will be looking for: a circular pink "block" that fits underneath its tail. Yes, it is what you think is. Have you thought of being a "guinea pig" for something new? Like EATING guinea pig?? Scientists have been hard at work teaching goldfish how to drive. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" has an update on the "90 Day Fiance", who made a fortune in farts, & now is going to retire due to "excessive gas". He also has the painful story of a desperate woman that needed to pee so bad that she took desperate measure when the bathroom was occupied by her boyfriend. And there's more….  Family Discovers Old, Wrapped Christmas Presents in Their Dead Grandparents' Attic;  Mother Stuffs Teenage Son in Car Trunk, b/c She Thought He Had Covid;  Planters Is Hiring 3 New Drivers for Its Nutmobile;  A Guy Robbed an Adult Store After Applying for a Job There;  Treasure hunters sue for records on FBI’s Civil War gold dig in Elk Co., PA;  Family cat accidentally donated to thrift store with old recliner;  Man Poops on Child’s Picnic Table & Steals Scooter on Christmas;  New Trend: Humblebragging About Your "Pretty Privilege";  Woman Gets Married in Vegas…to the Color Pink;  A Murderer Was Caught Because He Refused to Wear a Face Mask;  Man Finds Live Frog In His Boxed Lettuce & Decided To Keep It As A Pet;  Woman in ice cream shop strips off her dress & used it as mask;  Pope Says Couples Who Choose to Have Pets Over Kids Are 'Selfish';  Honda Clocks Are Stuck 20 Years in the Past & There Isn't a Fix. Play along with "Pancho" with this week's collection of fun during the "Insane Game Show" & see if you can tell the difference between… == FAKE NEWS OR FLORIDA == == STEAKHOUSE OR GAY BAR == == STRIP CLUB OR DAYCARE == == PORN STAR OR WEATHERMAN == OR == GOLF COURSE OR REHAB == — Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/eriklane/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/eriklane/support

S2E37 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! 
Do you really want to smell like the WorldWide Web? Well, if you haven’t landed a date, this may be for you. First there was French fry vodka & now Lay’s thinks you can’t just drink just one shot of their vodka. If you think high-tech means safety for your gadgets…think again. A woman was robbed of $24,000 when her boyfriend violated her EYELID to unlock her phone! This & more insane stupidity follows! 

  • Family’s Rudolph Decoration Repeatedly Attacked By Real Deer; 
  • Large spider interrupts Australian official’s news conference; 
  • Sharks Have a Surprise New Predator–Leopard Seals; 
  • Fountain-of-Youth Pill Could Be on Horizon After Scientists Dramatically Extended Longevity in Mice; 
  • FL Woman Poisoned Boyfriend’s Lemonade to ‘Shut Him Up,’ Police Say; 
  • Kraft Paid Out $20 to Not Make Christmas Cheesecakes; 
  • Nike Getting in on the Metaverse, Buys Virtual Sneaker Company.

And boy, do we ever have some great current events that happened over the past week that I put the “stupid spin” to! Some of this you just can’t make up! Not to mention the 7 new “winners” who get the “Genius Award” for their stupendous stupidity!  This will be the LAST BONUS episode of 2021….and well, the LAST EPISODE of the year, too, for that matter. My Insane FL Nephew, “Pancho Guero”, will do a special “spitball” episode bantering about the top stupid stories of 2021 that will drop on New Year’s Day, Jan 1, 2022!  Have a Stupid Christmas & an Insane New Year! 

A Botox Camel Scandal, Raccoon Craziness, & A 1-Gonad Greek Statue

Pink LEGO Anuses, Being Coy About "Cuy", & A "DMV" For Goldfish Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World

The new "Majestic Tiger" by LEGO has a piece that kids will be looking for: a circular pink "block" that fits underneath its tail. Yes, it is what you think is. Have you thought of being a "guinea pig" for something new? Like EATING guinea pig?? Scientists have been hard at work teaching goldfish how to drive. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" has an update on the "90 Day Fiance", who made a fortune in farts, & now is going to retire due to "excessive gas". He also has the painful story of a desperate woman that needed to pee so bad that she took desperate measure when the bathroom was occupied by her boyfriend. And there's more….  Family Discovers Old, Wrapped Christmas Presents in Their Dead Grandparents' Attic;  Mother Stuffs Teenage Son in Car Trunk, b/c She Thought He Had Covid;  Planters Is Hiring 3 New Drivers for Its Nutmobile;  A Guy Robbed an Adult Store After Applying for a Job There;  Treasure hunters sue for records on FBI’s Civil War gold dig in Elk Co., PA;  Family cat accidentally donated to thrift store with old recliner;  Man Poops on Child’s Picnic Table & Steals Scooter on Christmas;  New Trend: Humblebragging About Your "Pretty Privilege";  Woman Gets Married in Vegas…to the Color Pink;  A Murderer Was Caught Because He Refused to Wear a Face Mask;  Man Finds Live Frog In His Boxed Lettuce & Decided To Keep It As A Pet;  Woman in ice cream shop strips off her dress & used it as mask;  Pope Says Couples Who Choose to Have Pets Over Kids Are 'Selfish';  Honda Clocks Are Stuck 20 Years in the Past & There Isn't a Fix. Play along with "Pancho" with this week's collection of fun during the "Insane Game Show" & see if you can tell the difference between… == FAKE NEWS OR FLORIDA == == STEAKHOUSE OR GAY BAR == == STRIP CLUB OR DAYCARE == == PORN STAR OR WEATHERMAN == OR == GOLF COURSE OR REHAB == — Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/eriklane/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/eriklane/support

If you think the scandals in the USA are ridiculous, try living in Saudi Arabia with “botoxed” camels cheating in a beauty contest. Coons & old ladies are all the rage this week as one woman put one in a headlock while the other uses a dead one on her ex-boyfriend. “Pancho Guero”, my Insane FL Nephew, tell of one very unhappy customer who bought a nude Greek statue of Hercules & Diomedes…but discovered one VERY obvious thing is MISSING. And we’ll both dish out plenty of stupidity on these others “Insane but True” escapades…  A Court Ruled Walking from Your Bed to Your Desk Is Technically a “Commute”;  Cadbury Passing Off Old Chocolate Bunnies as Chocolate Santas;  A Man Thought He Was Going to Die After Being Bit 26 Times by Otters;  A Couple Went Through a $100,000 Divorce…Then Decided to Stay Married;  A Random Guy Won an Election in PA After He & His Wife Wrote His Name in as a Goof;  1 in 5 People Have Made a Financial Decision Based on Their Horoscope;  Someone Baked an 850-lb. Weed Brownie for National Brownie Day;  48-Y/O Mom Stole Daughter’s Identity to Go to College & Date Young Guys;  Waitress Fired After Customer Left a Huge Tip;  Woman Sang Anti-Mask Parody at a Co. Board Meeting;  A Driver Parked a Stolen Car at Walmart…in a Place Reserved for Police;  Semi driver charged with DUI after crashing, stripping naked on I-70 in PA;  Dr. Oz Is Outraged that the Philadelphia Inquirer Won’t Call Him “Dr. Oz” During His Senate Campaign;  FL driver arrested for leading deputies on chase through golf course. And you can play along in the weekly “Insane Games” with “Pancho” to make your best guesses on FAKE NEWS OR FLORIDA; STEAKHOUSE OR GAY BAR; PORN STAR OR WEATHERMAN; STRIP CLUB OR DAYCARE; or GOLF COURSE OR REHAB

PA Poop, Waffle House Meth, & Milwaukee Christmas Tree Beer

Pink LEGO Anuses, Being Coy About "Cuy", & A "DMV" For Goldfish Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World

The new "Majestic Tiger" by LEGO has a piece that kids will be looking for: a circular pink "block" that fits underneath its tail. Yes, it is what you think is. Have you thought of being a "guinea pig" for something new? Like EATING guinea pig?? Scientists have been hard at work teaching goldfish how to drive. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" has an update on the "90 Day Fiance", who made a fortune in farts, & now is going to retire due to "excessive gas". He also has the painful story of a desperate woman that needed to pee so bad that she took desperate measure when the bathroom was occupied by her boyfriend. And there's more….  Family Discovers Old, Wrapped Christmas Presents in Their Dead Grandparents' Attic;  Mother Stuffs Teenage Son in Car Trunk, b/c She Thought He Had Covid;  Planters Is Hiring 3 New Drivers for Its Nutmobile;  A Guy Robbed an Adult Store After Applying for a Job There;  Treasure hunters sue for records on FBI’s Civil War gold dig in Elk Co., PA;  Family cat accidentally donated to thrift store with old recliner;  Man Poops on Child’s Picnic Table & Steals Scooter on Christmas;  New Trend: Humblebragging About Your "Pretty Privilege";  Woman Gets Married in Vegas…to the Color Pink;  A Murderer Was Caught Because He Refused to Wear a Face Mask;  Man Finds Live Frog In His Boxed Lettuce & Decided To Keep It As A Pet;  Woman in ice cream shop strips off her dress & used it as mask;  Pope Says Couples Who Choose to Have Pets Over Kids Are 'Selfish';  Honda Clocks Are Stuck 20 Years in the Past & There Isn't a Fix. Play along with "Pancho" with this week's collection of fun during the "Insane Game Show" & see if you can tell the difference between… == FAKE NEWS OR FLORIDA == == STEAKHOUSE OR GAY BAR == == STRIP CLUB OR DAYCARE == == PORN STAR OR WEATHERMAN == OR == GOLF COURSE OR REHAB == — Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/eriklane/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/eriklane/support

S3E35 – Midweek BONUS Episode! ~  Pennsylvania may be the poop capital of the country…at least 2 cities in PA are! A lot of strange things go on at Waffle House restaurants…but a meth lab is not one of them until now. In the strange brew department: A brewery in Milwaukee has come up with a new concoction for your favorite suds…Tree Sproose Brew. And that’s just the start of the stupidity… 3 Thieves Stole $13,000 Worth of Wigs & Are Still on the Run;  Woman Started Shooting When Wendy’s Drive-Thru Order Took Too Long;  Alligator Rescued From Frigid River …In Pennsylvania;  Thieves Caused $20,000 in Damage to a Jewelry Store…to Steal $200 Worth of Costume Jewelry;  2 arrested, meth found in frozen lasagna box at East TN home;  Mother Charged After Telling Daughter to Hit Player on Opposing Team. The week’s current events are stupid enough without the spin I put on them but the “Insane Week In Review” is full of more examples plus 7 more winners are picked for the “Genius Awards”!

Going “Green” with Piggy-Poo, Nude “No-Nut November” Playboy Model, & Wedding Stupidity

Pink LEGO Anuses, Being Coy About "Cuy", & A "DMV" For Goldfish Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World

The new "Majestic Tiger" by LEGO has a piece that kids will be looking for: a circular pink "block" that fits underneath its tail. Yes, it is what you think is. Have you thought of being a "guinea pig" for something new? Like EATING guinea pig?? Scientists have been hard at work teaching goldfish how to drive. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" has an update on the "90 Day Fiance", who made a fortune in farts, & now is going to retire due to "excessive gas". He also has the painful story of a desperate woman that needed to pee so bad that she took desperate measure when the bathroom was occupied by her boyfriend. And there's more….  Family Discovers Old, Wrapped Christmas Presents in Their Dead Grandparents' Attic;  Mother Stuffs Teenage Son in Car Trunk, b/c She Thought He Had Covid;  Planters Is Hiring 3 New Drivers for Its Nutmobile;  A Guy Robbed an Adult Store After Applying for a Job There;  Treasure hunters sue for records on FBI’s Civil War gold dig in Elk Co., PA;  Family cat accidentally donated to thrift store with old recliner;  Man Poops on Child’s Picnic Table & Steals Scooter on Christmas;  New Trend: Humblebragging About Your "Pretty Privilege";  Woman Gets Married in Vegas…to the Color Pink;  A Murderer Was Caught Because He Refused to Wear a Face Mask;  Man Finds Live Frog In His Boxed Lettuce & Decided To Keep It As A Pet;  Woman in ice cream shop strips off her dress & used it as mask;  Pope Says Couples Who Choose to Have Pets Over Kids Are 'Selfish';  Honda Clocks Are Stuck 20 Years in the Past & There Isn't a Fix. Play along with "Pancho" with this week's collection of fun during the "Insane Game Show" & see if you can tell the difference between… == FAKE NEWS OR FLORIDA == == STEAKHOUSE OR GAY BAR == == STRIP CLUB OR DAYCARE == == PORN STAR OR WEATHERMAN == OR == GOLF COURSE OR REHAB == — Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/eriklane/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/eriklane/support

Next time you smell a pig farm, think about conserving energy. It is a possibility. Only in FL would you find a nude Playboy model covered in paint & handing out nuts for “No-Nut November”. If anything will go wrong in a wedding, it certainly did with 2 unfortunate brides. My Insane FL Nephew, “Pancho Guero”, will also tell you about yet another “accident” involving large explosive objects being shoved up a man’s “no-go hole”! And there’s stupidity that tops these examples…  FL Guy Pulls a Flamethrower on His Neighbors During a Parking Dispute;  A Man Tried to Dodge a Vaccine by…Using a Fake Arm;  The Most Popular Christmas Present Hiding Spot Is…the 1st Place Your Kids Look/Top Fail Proof Ways to Keep Your Kids’ Christmas Present Hidden;  Homeowner tries to smoke out snakes…& burns his house down;  A Woman’s Face Got Burned During a Laser Facial…Because the Technician Was Arguing with Her Boyfriend;  School Lunch Lady Arrested for Allegedly Bringing Pot Cookies to School;  A Substitute Teacher Showed Up with a Karaoke Machine & Sang Britney;  Man, who probably drinks too much, coffee sues Folgers for not giving him enough coffee;  Guy on Crack Claims a “Big Snake” Invited Him into His Neighbor’s House;  World’s Loudest Burp Record Has Been Broken After More Than a Decade;  NJ Will Provide Abused Pets with Court-Appointed Lawyers;  PA Man Was Arrested After Headbutting Police Outside a Bowling Alley;  The Voice You Hear on the Radio Might Be a Robot;  New Trend: A Christmas Tree in Your Bedroom Will Improve Your Sex Life;  A Guy with a WW2 Artillery Shell Stuck Up His No-Go Hole Claimed He Fell on It.  More “Insane Games” to play along with “Pancho” this week, too!