A Pittsburgh Pun’kin Head, Sour Patch Popcorn, & 3/9 Pound Burger Deal

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S3E22 Midweek BONUS!  You know it’s October when stupid people assault others with pumpkins. With all the flavors being used to “season” popcorn, do we really need Sour Patch Kids? When does an advertising flop for A&W Restaurants in the 1980’s work best? When it’s resurrected in the 2020’s! And there’s more stupid ideas played out in this bonus episode like:  Kids Playing ‘Squid Game’ On Playground With Hitting & Kicking;  Experts: You Should Never Have Ice In Your Drinks In Pubs & Restaurants;  A Disgruntled Employee Got 6 Months for Releasing Rats at Work;  Police Arrested a Woman Who Stole a Service Dog at a Walmart;  Fisher-Price’s Iconic Toy Telephone Can Now Make Real Phone Calls/Top Signs Your Child is Addicted to Technology;  A Man Used Finger Guns to Steal Napkins from a Waffle House;  A Guy Got Pulled Over, Then Fled on Foot…with a Chocolate Cream Pie.  And as usual, I’ll put the stupid spin on the past week’s headlines in the “INSANE Week In Review” as well as award 7 more “geniuses” with their stupendous stupidity! — Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/eriklane/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/eriklane/support

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Scalp Popping & Kink Tests On Tic-Tok, A School District Is “Rickrolled”, & A Bottle Opener Fails As A Sex Toy

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Tik-Tok is rapidly becoming the #1 source for all things stupid. Like how to separate your scalp from your skull & finding out how kinky your are so the Chinese can steal more of your privacy information. But if you’re into “kinky”, I don’t recommend using a bottle opener like one stupid Thailander did. But if you’re going to prank your school, go big or go home (as you’ll find out from my “Insane FL Nephew”, “Pancho Guero”…where one senior in Chicago went real big & rickrolled his entire school district…and STILL graduated. And there’s even more stupidity to commemorate “Stupid Day” that happened over this past week: There Could Be a “Gilligan’s Island” Movie & the Castaways Eat Each Other;  ‘Squid Game’ Is Causing Sales Of White Vans To Spike 7,800%;  Parents Can Hire Wrinkles The Clown To ‘Terrify Misbehaving Children’;  Nearly 90 Tangled Rattlesnakes Removed From Beneath Woman’s House;  Ft. Lauderdale Residents fear roosters are being stolen for cockfighting;  You Know Those Scary Robot Dogs? Now They’ve Got Guns;  3 Carjackers Were Thwarted by an MMA Fighter…a Manual Transmission…& a K9 Officer;  MI house where teen violently murdered his mom & sisters features chilling Halloween display;  37% of Men Over 30 Will Gain Weight During Football Season/Reasons Your Guy’s a Keeper (Even with Belly Fat);  Legoland announce Peppa Pig Theme Park’s opening date, ticket pricing;  Pubs Are Spraying Their Toilets With an ‘Anti-Cocaine’ Spray;  Waffle House Waitress Pulls Gun on Guy for Complaining About Eggs;  Thief Needs Money for Meth To See His Imaginary Girlfriend Again;  Trail Cam Caught Man’s Illicit Horseplay. Play along with our “Insane Games” with “Pancho” to determine if it’s a “Porn Star or a Weatherman”, a “Strip Club” or a “Day Care” & more! — Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/eriklane/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/eriklane/support

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Stupidity Is Funnier When You’re Naked, “Testicle Baths”, & Offensive Halloween Costumes

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S3E20 Midweek BONUS Episode!  There’s more naked stupidity for the BONUS episode featuring a naked woman roaming an airport, a naked woman streaking through an 8th Grade football practice, a realtor in L.A. who’s selling a house by selling his modesty, & a man being treated in the back of an ambulance who not just got naked but put on a “show” for the medics treating him! If you’re going to get naked, however, watch out for a new breed of mosquito that has a penchant for humans…you don’t want to be an “all you can eat” bar for these little “buggers”. Imaging going trick-or-treating to a house made of GRAVESTONES? There’s a druggie who told cops he needed meth so he can see his “imaginary girlfriend, ‘Emma'”. And If you also are looking for a trendy new way at birth control, try out the new ultra-sonic “testicle bath”. But if you’re going to try out a trendy new Halloween costume, make sure you don’t offend anyone in the process. And there’s also a full slate of stupid news with the “Insane Week In Review” & our 7 stupendous stupid saps who have been given the “Genius Award” fo their stupidity! This should hold you over until the weekend feed coming this weekend! — Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/eriklane/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/eriklane/support

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Profanatory Uses For Candy Corn & Mayo, Naked Stupidity, & A “Surprise” Found In Dog Puke

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You’ll get an extra dose of stupidity from naked people in this episode…in new & creative ways! You’ll also find out how to gag yourself over how people are perverting brats & coffee! And my Insane FL Nephew, “Pancho Guero” is fresh off of a vacation in NC to tell you about one convulsing canine barfed up something embarrassing at the vet–and other unbelievable stupidity. And that’s not the half of it. There’s some 5-Star Stupidity coming your way…  Rooster attacks a man on a street in Queens, NY;  “Fart-Repelling” Bed Sheets Are Now Something You Can Buy;  76% of Americans Say Their #1 Digestive Issue Is Constant Farting;  FL Man Arrested for Catcalling Women & Pleasuring Himself While Driving;  A Guy Caught Pleasuring Himself in His Car Told Cops He Was “Takin’ Care of Business”;  Wendy’s Manager Charged for Throwing Hot Oil Complaining Customer;  Couple Opens Their Suitcase at Airport…Finds Their Dog Hiding Inside;  A Guy Called 911 Because He Was Stuck in Traffic and Needed to Pee;  90-Y/O Man Punches Neighbor in a Classic “Get Off My Lawn” Dispute;  CA man sues psychic who said she could remove witch’s curse from ex;  A Mailman Wouldn’t Stop Peeing on a Customer’s Mailbox;  A Man Got an Insurance Payout After a Centipede Bit His Junk;  2 Drunk People Broke into a Water Park, Went Down a Closed-Off Slide, & Shattered Their Ankles…Now They’re SUING.  Test your skill with “Pancho” in this week’s “Insane Game Show” & see if you can tell the difference between a “Porn Star or a Weatherman”, a “Strip Club or a Daycare”, or a “Steakhouse or a Gay Bar”! — Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/eriklane/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/eriklane/support

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A Bathroom of Biblical Proportions, Mood Music Madness, & A Nagging Wife Gets A Rotating House

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S3E18 – Midweek BONUS!!  If you’ve ever wondered if there were bathrooms in the Bible, now you’ll know. Have you ever been driven nuts by the music played over a grocery store’s speaker system? One woman went nuts over the “sad” song being played. A retired old man couldn’t take his wife complaining about the view from their house any longer so he built her a new one…that ROTATES. And more tales of stupidity from these real-life examples:  David Arquette Owns Bozo the Clown & He Wants to Create a Bozo-Verse!!!;  2 Eagles Fans Caught Having Sex in a Bathroom Stall During The Game;  A Guy with a Sword Starts a Fire in the Street Then Chugs Captain Morgan;  DC Comics’ Newest Superman, Jonathan Kent, Is Here—& Queer;  A Guy Stops to Help a Crash Victim, & She Steals His SUV w/5 Kids Inside;  Arkansas Jailer Fired After Letting Inmate Out To Vape Marijuana;  Man orders 100 tacos on first date, asks his DATE to pay for them. All of the current events of the week are given the “stupid” spin with our “Insane Week In Review” & more “geniuses” get recognized for their stupendous stupidity in the “Genius Awards”! — Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/eriklane/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/eriklane/support

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A Hickey “Hack”, PSL “Sexism”, Pooping Gold, & A Dumpty-Humpty Deprivation

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Have you ever tried to hide your hickey with a kitchen utensil? You can use a tool to scramble your eggs AND your “love bite”! If you’ve ever mocked women for drinking pumpkin spiced lattes, you’re “sexist”! An Indian smuggler found a “crappy” way to hide his loot. And the beloved Mother Goose character who fell off the wall was kidnapped while he was taking a Dumpty… My Insane FL Nephew, “Pancho Guero” (however you pronounce it!) joins me with more stupidity that will make the stupidity in your life so much less humiliating with unbelievable examples like:  Woman arrested after being found naked in back seat of Jeep at FL car dealership;  First It Was the “Five & Dime” store… Now The dollar store is officially dead;  FL Woman driving convertible MINI Cooper seen hauling full-size couch;  A Woman Reported a Fake Shooting…So Cops Wouldn’t Arrest Her Boyfriend During a Traffic Stop;  Bringing Home The Bacon Is Gonna Cost More Than It Has In 40 Years;  Man Opens Emergency Door, Jumps Onto Wing Of Plane In Miami;  Elected Officials in KY Must Take Oath They’ve Never Been in a Duel;  A Carjacker Was Shot After Aiming His Bow & Arrow at a Cop;  Vintage video game collection worth $100K uncovered in hoarder’s house;  Demi Lovato Says UFO Sighting Was ‘A Beautiful & Incredible Experience’;  Danish Artist Pockets Museum’s Cash, Declares It Conceptual Art;  Arby’s Is Selling Sweatpants & Hoodies That Smell Like Smoked Meat;  A Missing Man Spent Hours Helping a Search Party Look for Himself;  A Driver Was Cited for Riding in a Carpool Lane with a Skeleton;  Man quits booze for metal, has 2 pounds of hardware removed from stomach.  Try out your stupidity & see if you can beat “Panch” in the “Insane Game Show” to see if it’s a FAKE or a FLORIDA headline, a Porn Star or a Weatherman, a Golf Course or a Rehab, a Steakhouse or a Gay Bar, or a Strip Club or a Daycare! — Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/eriklane/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/eriklane/support

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“Captain Kirk” Goes To Space For REAL, A Haunted House Gets TOO Real, & Yard Art That’s UN-Real

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He will finally get to go where many men have never gone before. William Shatner played the Captain of the USS Enterprise in “Star Trek” for years but will finally lift off to space thanks to Jeff Bezos of Amazon. My Insane FL Nephew, “Pancho Guero”, tells about one 11-y/o boy who was unphased by a haunted house got an up-close & personal encounter that was all too real…and he nearly lost a toe. A woman in MO has some unreal concepts for “art” in her front yard & the local government is going to fine her if she doesn’t remove it. But she would be certainly welcome to live in Mifflin County, PA with her “art” since it happens to be a mannequin with a GOOSE HEAD. Mifflin Co. celebrates the “Legend of Goose Day” every September 29…and she would be the #1 attraction. And there’s more stupidity that is oozing from this episode like these:  Hilarious PTA Signs Tell Parents ‘Don’t Go Blocking Drop Off Lines’;  This Clown Makes Balloon Sculptures, Then Fogs Your Home With Disinfectant;  McDonald’s Is Phasing Out Plastic Toys in Happy Meals;  A Man Named “Sir Dangerous” Kidnapped a Woman & Promised to “Make Her Life Miserable”;  Knoxville Woman In Custody For Abandoning Burning Car While Naked;  A Thief Was Found Sleeping on a Pile of Chicken Fingers & Meth;  CO Contractor Destroys New Bathroom With Sledgehammer After Client Refused To Pay In 23 Hours;  Should We Replace “Virginity” with “Sexual Debut”?;  A Man Stabbed Someone Because His McDonald’s Coffee Was Too Sweet;  A Woman Beat-Up Her Boyfriend…When He Asked to Cuddle with Her;  ‘New Yorker’ Podcast Guest Advocates ‘Intelligent Sabotage,’ Property Damage in Climate Change Fight;  FL man tries to trade back the vehicle he stole;  More women using marijuana to help ease menopause symptoms;  Why You Never Have Sex in a Car Parked on a Hill;  CT Man Arrested After Commandeering A Family’s Home In Break-In;  Signs You’re at a Bad Haunted House; What Is Moon Water? And there’s more fun with the “Insane Games” that you can play along with “Pancho” to figure out if it’s a “Steakhouse Or A Gay Bar”, a “Golf Course Or Rehab”, & “Fake News Or Florida”! — Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/eriklane/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/eriklane/support

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Coffee With A Corpse, South Korean Dog Meat Ban, & Pumpkin Spice EVERYTHING!

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S3E14 Midweek BONUS Feed!  A Tennessee man, with his girlfriend & his dead mother in the trunk, drive all over the Volunteer State to find an open VA Hospital so he can inform them his mother took her own life & he found her body in the woods. Guess what? It didn’t go down like that! Do you think it’s time to spare the lives of the 1 MILLION dogs who have died in order to show up on your dinner plate in South Korea? The President there thinks so. Since the Fall season is upon us, so is pumpkin spice…it’s all over us–literally. Plus these stupid tales of terror… 20 Dumb Questions for “Ask a Stupid Question Day”;  A Woman Made Bomb Threats at Her Boyfriend’s Work So She Could Spend Time with Him;  Facebook Puts Its ‘Instagram Kids’ Project on Hold;  Costco placing purchase limits on toilet paper, other products due to COVID-related demand;  Altoona, PA woman attacks boyfriend with metal bat, faces charges;  A Man Poses as Disney World Tour Guide So He Can Skip Every Line. And the week is wrapped up in stupidity with the “Insane Week In Review” as well as you’ll be introduced to the most stupendous stupidity from the winners of the “Genius Awards”! — Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/eriklane/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/eriklane/support

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A Pizza Roll Pooper, Dog Weddings, & Stripper Poles On School Busses

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If you’re reaching for a pizza roll in the grocery store, you do NOT want to find the kind of “roll” one lady put her hand in. How many dogs can you marry simultaneously to make it in the Guinness Book? One lady is gonna try to find out. With the school bus driver shortage plaguing America this year, one school district found a solution…in a “party bus” for their students. And my Insane FL Nephew, “Pancho Guero” will give you all the stupid details along with these “Jim Dandy” tales…  Have You Ever Been in a Fight? Over ⅓ of Americans Have;  Top Situations When it’s Okay to Slug Someone;  On TikTok, people are eating Rice Krispies Treats before working out;  Blue Apron debuts new “Heat & Eat” meals perfect for your fall routine;  ⅔ of People Fake Laugh at Jokes to “Fit In”;  Things So Undeniably Funny You Never Have to Fake Laugh at Them;  A Man Robbed the Same 7-Eleven 4 Times This Summer;  Guy Does Circles in a Police Parking Lot Until They Arrest Him for DUI;  Man Faces Charges After Stealing Fish Sticks from Kindergarten Class;  Samuel Adams’ latest potent beer is illegal in 15 states;  This Nissan Worker With ‘Enhanced Senses’ Has a Job to Ensure the Perfect ‘New Car Smell’;  Uproar In OH Over Questionable Writing Prompts Given To Students Like “Write an X-rated Disney scenario”;  KY Man Says He Was “Shooting His Guns at the Aliens”;  You Can Now Buy Wine in Bottles Shaped Like Men’s Junk;  OH Woman Wakes Up To Find Burglar Sleeping In Guest Bedroom;  A Teenager Got a USB Cable Stuck in His Urethra While Trying to Measure His Length. And you can play along again with “Pancho” in our weekly “Insane Games”! — Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/eriklane/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/eriklane/support

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REAL Finger Food, A 43 Cent Felon, & Things You Do In The Bathroom

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S3E12 MIDWEEK BONUS EPISODE… Is it really finger food if you find a REAL finger in it? A Bolivian woman did. A Pennsylvania man is facing up to 7 years in prison over a bottle of Mountain Dew. And besides the obvious, what do you do in the bathroom that could be considered “unusual”? There’s a list of things that you’ll discover in this episode along with these offerings… CO town pleads for return of stolen phone booth; Guy Tries to Rob Gas Station During Power Outage…But the Register Wouldn’t Open; Black Wedding Dress Trend Grows During The Coronavirus Pandemic; Have You Bought Chicken in the Past Decade? You Might Be Entitled to a Class-Action Settlement; Heinz Is Selling a “Packet Roller” That Gets Every Last Drop Out of Ketchup Packets; A Man Poses as Disney World Tour Guide So He Can Skip Every Line. Plus this week’s “Insane Week In Review” with the stupid spin on the latest headlines as well as our winners for the “Genius Awards” of stupendous stupidity! — Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/eriklane/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/eriklane/support

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