Pig Nipples At McDonald’s, Taco Bell Subscription Service, & A Woman Scammed Out Of Her Hair & Eyebrows!

When you get your McDonald’s Bacon Sandwich do you expect to find a pig nipple inside? One guy thought he saw one. But if you love tacos so much you want a subscription to get them, Taco Bell has the answer. And if you think you’re going to get $1,000 to shave off your hair & eyebrows for a shampoo company, you may want to hang up the phone. One woman didn’t & now she’s bald as a cue ball. My Insane FL Nephew, “Pancho Pumpkin Spice Guero” & I will WOW & AMAZE you with the amount of sheer stupidity this week

Poop-Passing Roombas, How Men Can Fart More & Poop Bigger, & Toll Booth Fetishes

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S3E10 Midweek BONUS Episode! –  The new Roombas promise not to spread your pet poop all over your house…at least for the first year. But if you want to poop bigger & fart longer, men can now do this simply by eating more fruits, veggies, grains, & BEANS! Toll booth operators got paid for more than just letting cars travel on the road…they got a show from one of the drivers. On 7 different occasions. Plus stupidity from these fine specimens… Cats Have 7 Personality Traits, & One of Them Is “Litter Box Issues”;  Top 5 Things Your Cat’s Thinking Right Now;  Miss America Will Now Judge the Contestants’ “Health” Instead of Beauty;  A Sorceress’ Toolkit Has Been Discovered in the Ashes of Pompeii;  A Woman Who Missed Her Flight Claimed She Had a Bomb in Her Luggage;  AOC Wears ‘Tax the Rich’ Dress to Met Gala;  You Can Make $1,300 By Watching 13 Horror Movies. Get the most stupid spin on the current events of the week with the “Insane Week In Review” and find out the most spectacular stupidity from the winners of the “Genius Awards”! — Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/eriklane/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/eriklane/support

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Naked Sleepers Soil Sheets, Eel Enemas, & Texts From Demons

If your preferred pajamas include your birthday suit, you may want to consider sleeping alone when you hear what happens while you slumber. If you prefer folk remedies for constipation, it may kill you. And if you get a text from Satan, call this priest…he knows what’s happening. My Insane FL Nephew, “Pancho Guero” will give some advice on how NOT to impress your 1st date…and how to keep your police record clean at the same time. “Pancho” will also weigh in on whether it’s a good idea to market yourself as a “breeding partner”. And there’s also more stupendous stupidity like… A Woman Had a Breast Reduction, but They Grew Back;  A Guy’s Credit Card Got Declined, so He Set the Place on Fire;  ⅓ of the Population Suffers from a “Fear of Fidgeting”;  A Shoplifter Got Locked Out of Her Getaway Car;  Chicago Newlyweds Create $240 Invoice for No-Show Guests;  An Anti-Masker Peed on the Counter at Dairy Queen;  Experts: Putting Your Christmas Decorations Up Now Makes You Happier;  The Top Reasons You Should Stop Sleeping Naked;  A Naked Woman Drove a Golf Cart…Through an Armed Standoff;  A Paranoid PA Meth Head Thought His CD Player Was Spying on Him;  A Woman Threw a Kid in the OH River, & Claimed Immunity Because It Was in “International Waters”.  “Pancho” will also answer a couple of questions from you seeking advice about “My Mom & Boyfriend Gang Up On How I Dress” & “My Girlfriend Leaves Bitten Nails Everywhere”! And you can play along at home with “Pancho” in the “Insane Games” to figure out is it a “Strip Club or a Daycare”, a “Porn Star or A Weatherman”, or a “Steakhouse or A Gay Bar”…and other fun activities! Don’t forget to download the TELEGRAM app & then subscribe to “Insane Erik Lane’s Stupid World” channel to read the actual news stories from these stupid people & interact with the podcast!

Grand Theft GO-CART, Macho Mumbling Men, & Joe Rogan De-Wormed!

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S3E8 BONUS MIDWEEK EDITION!… You know how ticked you would get if you saw some grown man hold up a kid’s lemonade stand? Well, this is 10 time worse. Guys who garble their words cause the girls to get off! And if you need to add any legitimacy to stupidity, enter Joe Rogan peddling the healing effects of the new COVID “drug” of choice, Ivermectin. And there’s also these fine examples of “brilliance”… Husband Was “Covered In Meat Sauce” After Domestic Spaghetti Battery;  The Top Things We’re Sick of Hearing People Say on Zoom;  A Man Accidentally Stabbed Himself While Driving Home with Taco Bell;  Raw Chicken Ends Up On Seattle Airport’s Baggage Carousel;  New TikTok Trend: Testing Your Cat’s Intelligence;  What Are The Odds You’ve Been Exposed To COVID & Didn’t Get Sick?;  ‘Sissy Pants’ Celebrities Banned in China There’s plenty of current events to put a stupid spin upon with the “Insane Week In Review” and there’s 7 more “Geniuses” who have won the “Genius Awards” for stupendous stupidity! — Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/eriklane/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/eriklane/support

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High School “Furries”, “Bart Simpson” Pranks A School Board, & An EPOXY Condom

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A school district in KY is dealing with an identity problem with students where playing pretend has become stupid. My Insane FL Nephew, “Pancho Guero”, will try to keep a straight face when he talks about the school district’s board meeting in VA that found out first hand…on live video…what it felt like when a “Bart Simpson” managed to infiltrate their paperwork. And a man found out first hand that using EPOXY is NOT the way to safe sex. You’ll be GLUED to this episode with stupidity like this as well as…  A Guy Created a Dating Website…Featuring Only Himself;  OnlyFans Is Reversing Their Reversal on Sexual Content;  Should an Employer Cover A/C for Employees Working from Home?;  Kids Are Pranking Parents in Scholarship Videos by Lying About How Hard Their Life Was;  Guy Tries to Rob a Store by Threatening the Cashier with a Lighter;  Martin Luther King Jr. Is in “Fortnite” Now…Is That Cool or Super Cheesy?;  CA Wants to Pay Addicts Not to Use Drugs;  Teacher Breaks Off Engagement And Marries Herself;  A “Master Manipulator” Kidnapped His Ex-Wife…So He Could Pretend to Save Her;  GA man steals mortuary van–Corpse rolls out ahead of police chase;  Soccer Fans Can Now Eat Their Coffee Cups;  A Study Found the Length of a Guy’s Junk Does Matter to Women;  A Woman Arrested for Self-Pleasuring on a Beach Told Cops, “It Only Took 20 Seconds” And there’s more INSANE GAMES you can play along with “Pancho” to see if you can figure out it it’s a STRIP CLUB or a STEAKHOUSE! — Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/eriklane/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/eriklane/support

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Naked Baby On “Nevermind” Sues Nirvana, Hybrid Dating, & A Bovine In A Buick

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S3E6 MIDWEEK BONUS EPISODE!  Naked baby pictures now causes a lifelong trauma for a man, 30 years afterward. Meet Spencer Elden who the world got to see a LOT of when he was 4 MONTHS OLD on the cover of Nirvana’s “Nevermind” album. Now Spencer thinks $150,000 will help him deal with the fact the whole world got to see him in his birthday suit. The pandemic lockdown has changed the way we’re dating. We laughed if you said you were Internet dating 20 years ago…now we prefer to ZOOM date before we meet in person. You expect to find beef in the form of a hamburger when you pull into a McDonald’s drive-thru. You’re NOT expecting to see beef BEFORE it becomes hamburger…sitting in the back seat of a BUICK while waiting in a McDonald’s drive-thru. One woman did…and she has video. Plus there’s more…! New Study Shows Hot Dogs Shorten Lives;  A Criminal Jumped in a Lake, so Cops Chased Him Down in a Pedal Boat;  A Woman Might Get 15 Years in Prison for Destroying Her Company’s Database After They Fired Her;  The Top Signs You Joined a Bad Dating Website;  Ireland under attack from sex-crazed spiders ‘the size of your hand’;  A Guy Did Burnouts in His Rental Car, & It Caught Fire;  Welsh Campaigners Say Dragon Should Have A Penis On Their Flag, Just Like It Does On Royal Mint Coins. I’ll put the stupid spin on the all the past week’s headlines in the “Insane Week In Review” and meet 7 new winners from the “Genius Awards”! — Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/eriklane/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/eriklane/support

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Naked River Floater, “Rocky Horror” Hot Dogs, & A Pants-Down Peeping Tom

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Nothing like relaxing on a hot summer day lying on a log & floating down a lazy river….unless you’re NAKED. Have you ever had a order screw-up? One theater in England that ordered “Dr. Frank-N-Furter” wigs for a showing of the Rocky Horror Picture Show received hundreds of actual FRANKFURTERS. When a Peeping Tom got caught with his pants down by police, his explanation was he was “exercising”. Exercising WHAT??? There’s more stupidity that will be “exercised” in this episode that features my Insane FL Nephew, “Pancho Guero” including the Satanic ritual what found its way onto live TV. Plus… Authorities tracking loose wallaby or kangaroo in Pennsylvania;  Disgraced Cuomo Files for $50K Per Year State Pension;  Man Is Shot By His Wife’s b/f, Who Was Secretly Living in Their Home;  Dad Catches Teen & Friends Sneaking Out, Uses Alexa To Scare Them Silly When They Return;  Big bird on water is mystery, but town calls it just ducky;  Disney Is Making Theme Park Robots That Are Capable of Feeling;  Be King Of The Nerds With This Legit Lightsaber;  Facebook Unveils Tool Allowing VR Work Meetings;  Fisherman catches ‘ultra-rare’ crab that looks like a pastry;  A Guy on Meth Accidentally Broke into a Jail;  Nut & Bolt Found in a Domino’s Pizza, But Domino’s Says That’s “Rare”;  A $1,500 Table with a Hole in the Middle, So Your Cat Can Watch You Eat;  Firefighters discover ‘body in the river’ was a swimmer relaxing. And play along with Pancho in the weekly “Insane Games” to see if you know the difference in FAKE NEWS or FLORIDA! — Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/eriklane/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/eriklane/support

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The “Milk Crate Challenge”, Tattooed Vaccine Codes, & Pebbles Make-Up,

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MIDWEEK BONUS EPISODE – S3E4 Another way to kill yourself & get the most likes on Tik-Tock…walking up milk crates stacked 7 crates high with no hands. I don’t remember reading in the Book of Revelation that the “Mark of the Beast” would look like a QR Code… But here we are. And now you can smell like breakfast cereal & look good at the same time. But you can’t eat it. This and more stupidity like:  9% of People Can’t Decide Whether or Not They’re Decisive;  CA Car Dealership Lets Customer Trade In His Old Car For The Newest Model After Technician Is Caught Taking It To Street Race;  Court Says NC Must Let Parole/Probation/Supervised Release Felons Vote;  Humankind’s Most Valuable Vault Is Filled With Seeds, Not Cash;  Couch potatoes are 7 times more likely to suffer a stroke than more physically active people;  Woman Offers a Guy Bottled Water on a Hot Day, & He Exposes Himself;  ‘Wash. Post’ Issues Correction on Humor Column Comments About Not Liking Indian Food After Backlash. Plus more insanity at its best from the winners of our “Genius Awards” as well as the stupid spin on the latest headlines in the “Insane Week In Review”! Read the actual stories from these stupid escapades from links posted in the “Insane Erik Lane’s Stupid World Telegram Channel” on TELEGRAM! Preview them & download the app for your device (desktop of mobile) at t.me/InsaneErikLane — Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/eriklane/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/eriklane/support

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A Baptist Brawl With Bullets, A “Nip” & Tussle, & A Kidney Bean Blockage

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It wasn’t a squirrel that went berserk in the Baptist church, but a fired-up woman…who was so mad she was spittin’ bullets–LITERALLY. My Insane FL Nephew, “Pancho Guero” will explain that one. A road rage brawl resulted in a missing nipple…how did that happen? What does it say about your roommates who don’t want to interrupt their drug-infused parties to bother with your dead body? And there’s more “manhood mayhem”… including these specimen… A Woman Shot Her Friend, While Using a Gun’s Laser to Play with a Cat;  Restaurant Wouldn’t Give a Guy a Free Soda, so He Set the Building on Fire;  Someone Crashed Into a Car, & Left Candy Bars as Compensation;  A Man Stole a Full-Size Horse, & Tried to Hide It in…a Bedroom;  Most People Actually Prefer Their Revenge as a Dish Served Hot & Fast;  Thieves Break In a Restaurant…& Were Fined for Not Wearing Face Masks;  Bus Driver Shortage: Schools Paying Parents to Drive Their Own Kids;  Guy Intentionally Drives His SUV into a Lake to Fill the Radiator with Water;  A Guy Gets Sprayed by a Skunk While Hiding from the Cops;  A Guy Got Arrested for Tattooing at Child in a McDonald’s Dining Room;  A Guy Shot His Junk with a Nail Gun, & Doctors Couldn’t Find the Nail;  No, You Should Not Put Apple Cider Vinegar on Your Manhood;  A Man Put 6 Kidney Beans Inside His Manhood & They Got Stuck There’s more “Insane Games” you can play at home along with “Pancho” as well! — Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/eriklane/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/eriklane/support

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Ricebag Babies, Australian Dragons, & America’s Best Restroom

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MIDWEEK BONUS EPISODE! – S3E2 Forget ZOOM family gatherings when you want to show off your new baby to your parents. Now you can just get them a ricebag with the baby’s photo on it. A “jawbone” is the closest thing to having a “real-life” dragon in Australia. And it flew around with a 23 ft. wingspan. We’ve all experienced the worst in bathrooms when traveling this great land of ours. Now, you can VOTE on the best restroom in America! And there’s even more stupidity… Is it time to get rid of homework? Mental health experts weigh in;  NY Governor Andrew Cuomo Has Resigned;  A Bank Robber Failed…Because the Teller Couldn’t Read His Handwriting;  Did Megan Rapinoe “Bully” Teammates into Kneeling for the National Anthem;  Thieves Steal Rare Digimon Cards from Store & Immediately Tries to Sell Them to the Same Store;  Handcuffed Criminal Steals an ATV, Hits 70 MPH, & Crashes in a Mudhole;  Woman Thinks Hissing Cobra Is in Her House…It Was Her Electric Toothbrush There’s the comprehensive week’s summary of headlines & current events all with the STUPID SPIN in our “Insane Week In Review”, plus the pinnacle of stupidity with the “Genius Awards”! — Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/eriklane/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/eriklane/support

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