Naked Front Yard Jumping Jacks, Stockboy Gets Frisky With The Produce, & Easter Potato Roll

Many of us are surprised as what some of our neighbors are doing, but not quite like what THIS neighbor was doing. Supermarkets can be a great place to find romance but when the stock in the fruits & vegetables is finding romance with the produce, you may want to find a new supermarket. PETA has a new (?) SPUDdering (??) “idea” to replace Easter Eggs at the White House. Need any more stupid ideas? You’ve found the right place to pick up all you need…

• McDonald’s Isn’t Selling French Fry Perfume…Yet;
• ROAD RAGE!…Street Fighting In Middle of Expressway;
• Your Car Is Tattling on You: Major Automakers Share Driving Data with Insurance Giants;
• Drunk Driver Didn’t Know the Difference Between “Blowing” & “Sucking” During a Breathalyzer Test;
• How Drunk Do You Have To Be…To Steal A School Bus;
• Frontier Airlines Now Lets You Pay to Guarantee an Empty Middle Seat;
• A Guy Got High, & Then Became a Vigilante-Crashing Into Bad Drivers;
• Woman Who Identifies as a Dog Likes to Sleep in a Crate, Has Handlers;
• Hilarious License Plate Appears to Spell ‘A**hole* Upside Down;
• A Man Had 100 Pounds of Sliced Bread Dumped on His Property;
• Toronto Police Suggest Leaving Your Car Keys at the Front Door, So You Won’t Be Attacked by Home Invaders;
• Man Tries To Bring His “Service Duck” Into TN Buc-ee’s Store;
• An Angerball Was Arrested for Shooting at Ding-Dong-Ditching Teenagers;
• 35,000 Pounds of Sausage Got Recalled Because It’s Full of Rubber;
• Overnight Camping at Cali. Beach Banned Thanks to Excess of ‘Human Waste’;
• A Guy’s Migraine Turned Out to Be a Tapeworm in His Head;
• Western NY Man Vows to Regain 750-lb., 11-Ft. Gator Removed From Home;
• Thai Man Rushed to Hospital After Squeezing Himself Into 11 Penis Rings.

Play along with my Insane FL Nephew, “Pancho Guero” this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the “Insane Game Show” & find the answers to life’s biggest questions when you hear his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to “ASK PANCHO” for some advice! “Pancho” addresses the burning questions about “Help! – I Want To Marry A Convicted Felon!” & “Help! – Should a marriage be “comfortable’?“

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